Every winter an incredible number of folks come to the desert in RVs, obviously enticed by the tropical climate. It is a wonderful place to be in the winter when the northern two-thirds of the continent are covered with ice and snow. Quite simply, sunbathing is usually more fun than snow shoveling. Unfortunately, a lot of people are unprepared for the different challenges they will face. Here are a few tips that might prove beneficial if you decide to sunbathe rather than shovel snow, something I have vowed to never do again along with digging another Desoto out of a snow drift. That is not fun to me anymore.
Dressing for the warm days is obvious, but do not leave all the sweaters and jackets at home. Evenings become very cool, especially when there is no cloud cover and the humidity is low.
That low humidity is something to be prepared for, too. Dehydration can be a problem even in winter. Skin, lips, eyes and brain cells all dry out and get darned uncomfortable. Moisturizer, lip balm, eye drops and bottled water are the cures. It is amazing how fast these things can occur and how much they can affect your fun.
If you have sensitive skin, do not forget the sunblock. They say SPF 40 will do the trick unless you are Irish, in which case you might try SPF 1 thousand or a HazMat suit. The sun is much more direct because of the low latitude, which also brings to mind a wide-brimmed hat.
Two other things are worth mentioning, salt and alcohol. No, not the salt on the rim of your marguerita glass. A small salty snack will help retain body moisture, keeping you hydrated. Alcohol will dehydrate your body.\
There is also the possibility of rain, especially in December or January. Normally winter rains are more like drizzles, but there is the likelihood of a good drenching downpour that will turn the dry ground on which you stand into a shallow pond within minutes. A breathable, waterproof, lightweight rain parka is your friend.
It is very unusual, but I have seen some pretty good size hail once or twice. If you would happen to get caught in a sudden hail storm, the best advice I have is, run.
Because of the winter rains that occur in the mountains it is advisable to keep an eye on their summits if you are rock hounding in a wash (dry stream bed). The washes around here roughly four feet deep and will fill to the top with a torrent of fast moving water that would be a heck of a good kayak run, but lousy for body surfing.
Washes are also where cute little ground squirrels make their homes and where not so cute rattlesnakes hunt them. Be careful. Rattlesnakes hibernate after the first night frost and come back out when nights are consistently above sixty-degrees, usually in March. However, that is not a hard and fast rule, so always be careful.
A lot of visitors have fluffy little dogs. Back home it might be just fine to let Fluffy run loose. If you happen to really like that dog and are hoping to take it home, the desert is no place for her to play. Remember, this is an alien world to Fluffy. She doesn’t understand what cacti needles are and that some are barbed. A cactus will not chase her, but there are plenty of things that will. There are snakes, scorpions, coyotes, feral dogs and most every desert area has a resident bobcat and Mountain lion. Those last two spell Shih Tzu, S-U-S-H-I. As long as Fluffy is with you, on a leash, the chances of an encounter are slim to none.
Here is an extra tidbit. Rattlesnakes rarely strike at a person, but if it happens do not jump back, away from the snake. Jump to the side. Snakes strike in a straight line and will miss a good side jump, you hope. The most effective way to deal with any poisonous snake is distance.
However, there is good news, we do not have tigers.
To keep the other pesky little critters out of your RV use Bounce dryer sheets for rodents, moth balls for snakes and forget about kitchen cleanser to repel ants, that is a myth. There are products that work, like Green Light.
A couple things that may have captured your attention on the news are the border problem and that Arizonans are allowed to carry guns. I will not lie, a border problem does exist and the border areas can be very dangerous. Quartzsite is one hundred miles from the border and the only aliens we see are short, green and only looking for a phone, anyway. The idea that Arizona is unsafe is absurd unless you travel on or very close to the border. Besides, over ninety percent of the Mexicans who venture into Arizona are only looking for jobs.
Do not be one of those reactive people who allow radical news stories to spoil your fun. Secondly, about the right to carry guns. It is doubtful that a visitor will ever see someone totin’ a shootin’ iron. I do not actually know anyone who carries a gun except when hiking in the desert or remote mountain areas. So, neither of those things are cause to worry about.
There is one thing that should be on the worry list, wind. If you are tired of the color of the awning on the RV and have very good insurance, leave it down and trot off to town. On any given day Mother Nature might see fit to remove it. Winds that high are uncommon, but it is kind of like waxing the car and making it rain. The day you forget to put the awning up is the day it will get windy. A good awning accessory is the anti-flap clip. Two on each end will keep the awning from fluttering in a breeze and extend the life of the awning. Fluttering tatters the edges. Most RV stores and Wal-Marts have them.
This Desert Southwest is a big area with lots of terrific places to visit and your visit will be much more pleasurable if you come prepared.
*If you would like to see a ‘where to go in Quartzsite’ article, post your request and I will gladly write it.
































